Biff/Quotes

This document contains all quotes from Biff pertaining to fighters and stages in Grand Prix.

Italicized lines appear for all fighters

Player Fighter Intros

Biff will give one of two possible intros for the player’s fighter depending on whether the player is facing Grand Prix levels 1-3 or 4-7.

Spring Man

Level 3 or lower "Ladies and gents, you better load those springs… ‘cause you’re tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix! I’m Biff, and I’ll be your commentator today. As always, I’m here to talk about all things ARMS! Fresh from Spring Gym, we have Spring Man bouncing into the fray! Why do they call him ‘the bouncer’? If you're asking, you're not paying attention! He's long dreamed of hanging that championship belt on his mantle, but will he crack under pressure? Let’s see! The ARMS Grand Prix is about to start!" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "Live from Spring Stadium—the vigor, the bounce, the excitement of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us! And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff? Excitement’s building as everyone waits to see the famous Spring Man spring into action! He’s the epitome of smooth. In fact, I’ve never seen one strand of his pompadour fall out of place! Uh, more to the point… “the bouncer is determined to take down the legendary champion, Max Brass! Will he do it? Can he do it? Stay tuned! The ARMS Grand Prix begins any minute now!" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Level 3 or lower "Ladies and gents, get ready to dance… 'cause you're tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix! I'm Biff, and I'll be your commentator this evening. As always, I'm here to talk all things ARMS! Wow! The crowd's going wild, and why wouldn't it be? Ribbon Girl has just taken the stage! Not only is she everyone's favorite pop singer, but when it comes to ARMS…she's a total ringer! Her double life has given her double the edge! I must admit, even I'm starstruck! Sit back, relax, and don your ribbons, folks! The ARMS Grand Prix is about to start!" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "Live from Ribbon Ring—the flair, the savvy, the sweet melody of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us! And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff? If you thought her voice was powerful, you haven't seen anything yet! Heeeeere's Ribbon Girl! As elegant and versatile as her namesake, this gal's making quite a name for herself. Rumor has it if she wins the tournament, she'll perform a concert on this very stage! Will she live up to her fans' expectations? I certainly hope so. OK, let the ARMS Grand Prix begin!" —Biff

Ninjara

Level 3 or lower "Ladies and gents, be sure to soften your footsteps… 'cause you're tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix! I'm Biff, and I'll be your commentator this evening. As always, I'm here to talk all things ARMS! Now you see him. Now you don't. Now you only THINK you see him… Seriously, is that Ninjara? This "student of stealth" is studying at Ninja College, or as it's officially named, Rasen Ninjutsu University. So let's see if he's got what it takes to pass this test! …Wait! Where'd he go now?! Get ready! The ARMS Grand Prix is about to start!" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "Live from Ninja College—the wisdom, the intelligence, the luminosity of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us! And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff? If you're just tuning in, all eyes are glued on the elusive trickster known as Ninjara! His mastery of ancient ninja techniques allows him to disappear in midair, but where does he go? According to his headmaster, this Grand Prix doubles as Ninjara's senior project. Let's hope he's ready! Will Ninjara pass with flying colors? We're about to find out, 'cause the ARMS Grand Prix is starting now!" —Biff

Master Mummy

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Min Min

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Mechanica

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Twintelle

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Helix

Level 3 or lower "" —Biff

Level 4 or higher "" —Biff

Grand Prix Matches

Spring Man

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Ninjara

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Master Mummy

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Min Min

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Mechanica

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—one scrap away!" —Biff

Twintelle

"Match 1—Lights, camera, action!" "Match 2—the sequel!" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Byte & Barq

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Kid Cobra

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Helix

"Match 1—" "Match 2—" "Match 3—" "Match 4—" "Match 5—halfway there!" "Match 6—" "Match 7—" "Match 8—" "Match 9—" —Biff

Match Intros

Biff can give each fighter two possible intros for each opponent. The first corresponds solely to the opponents themselves, while the second usually corresponds to their stages, or some element of battle. It seems to be random which intro is used, as long as the match is on their stage.

Spring Man

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "It’s Spring Man versus ‘the airess,’ Ribbon Girl! Don’t get distracted by her fancy aerial moves or you’ll be toast! Springs versus ribbons… sounds crazy out of context, but here we go!" —Biff

Intro 2: Ribbon Ring "It’s Spring Man versus ‘the airess,’ Ribbon Girl! Just look at how many Ribbon Girl superfans are packed in here! Matches don’t get more ‘away’ than this. Can Spring Man handle being the underdog?!" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "It's Twintelle versus "the ramen bomber," Min Min! Can the queen of the silver screen defeat the girl from the ramen shop?! Only time will Twintelle!" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Helix

Spring Man

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Ninjara

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Min Min

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Mechanica

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Twintelle

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Intro 1 "" —Biff

Intro 2: "" —Biff

Boss Intros

Spring Man

Max Brass "The ARMS Grand Prix grand finale is here at last! Listen to that crowd—the fans are fired up! It’s Spring Man versus ‘the commish,’ Max Brass! He’s the head of the ARMS League and the organizer of this very tournament. Spring Man’s been dreaming of his shot at the champ for so long, and here it is! Bounce Brass and grab glory, Spring Man!" —Biff

Hedlok "What a turn of events! Victory was all but assured—but now there’s a party crasher to deal with! ‘Indescribable’ is the only way I can describe what just happened—we’re in for something special! Let’s go, Spring Man! Bounce this bad boy and the championship belt is yours!" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Ninjara

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Master Mummy

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Min Min

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Mechanica

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Twintelle

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Byte & Barq

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Kid Cobra

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Helix

Max Brass "" —Biff

Hedlok "" —Biff

Fighter Endings

Spring Man

"The winner of the ARMS Grand Prix… and your new grand champion… ‘The bouncer,’ Spring Man! He sprang to the top and bounced the champ! Congratulations! As another ARMS Grand Prix draws to a close, I’d like to thank all the competitors and the fans at home. See you next time, folks!" —Biff

Ribbon Girl

"" —Biff

Ninjara

"" —Biff

Master Mummy

"" —Biff

Min Min

"" —Biff

Mechanica

"" —Biff

Twintelle

"" —Biff

Byte & Barq

"" —Biff

Kid Cobra

"" —Biff

Helix

"" —Biff