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{{BiffQuoteIntro|Well, get a whiff of that! The one and only "ramen bomber" has entered the ring. It's {{Yellow|Min Min}}! This young lady proves that "noodle arms" ain't no joke—They pack a real punch! And don't let her size fool you—Min Min's fighting can kick it with the best of 'em.}}
{{BiffQuoteIntro|Well, get a whiff of that! The one and only "ramen bomber" has entered the ring. It's {{Yellow|Min Min}}! This young lady proves that "noodle arms" ain't no joke—They pack a real punch! And don't let her size fool you—Min Min's fighting can kick it with the best of 'em.}}
'''Min Min''' is a playable fighter in ''[[ARMS]]''. She is a martial artist who battles to promote her family's ramen restaurant, the Mintendo Noodle House.  
'''Min Min''' is a playable fighter in ''[[ARMS]]''. She is a martial artist who battles to promote her family's ramen restaurant, the Mintendo Noodle House.  
== Donkey Kongs Soul Cleansing Ritual ==
== Appearance ==
Donkey Kong obtains a thick, rusty rod made of iron. It must have a diameter of 5.56 centemeters, determined by the circumference of Donkey Kongs Anus. The rod must be properly aged, iron oxide must easily fall off as a fine red powder. Donkey Kong makes numerous surface cuts, making sure sharp, penantrating shavings are plentiful. The end is then roughly sharpend, leaving lots of jaged edges. Donkey Kong packs his rod, along with other nessary items. He brings dry cultures of various flesh eating bacteria. The microorganisms, once rehydrated, behave as rabbits, overdosed on Viagra, viciously feeding and reproducing. Inteastanal villia are preferred, yet any living flesh will do . Tape worms are also required. Donkey Kong breeds his own worms, specifically for this ritual. Also, live amebas. Donkey Kong Chooses amebas that cause incredibly explosive dysentery. Potent Lacsitives join our trio of inteastanal disfunction. Red and green Tabasco sauce complete the cleanser. One final item is a standard kitchen blender. Donkey Kong goes to the deepest, darkest area of his jungle. Here is his steam room we're his ritual takes place. Donkey Kong must begin enter the steam room at the exact moment of sunset. This must be the exact date of the fall equinox, as days get darker. This symbolizes the begining of Donkey Kongs lust for pain, which always occurs at this time. Donkey Kong then decendes into the steamy abis,we're he remains until the spring equanax. Donkey Kong preapars his iron rod, which will soon be used to administer the cleanser. He adds numerous layers of Tabasco, tape worm eggs, and the rest of the microbes. He bakes on one layer at a time using a small kiln inside the steam room. The rod is placed in a hole in the steam room bench, on the upper most tier, whith the sharp end pointing up. Donkey Kong then injests the entire assortment of Laxitives. Quickly he the sits down, thusting all his weight onto the rod, such that, it drills strait up his rear end. As the rod buries its way in, internal lacerations and hemeraging ocur at an alarming rate. Metal slivers and rust lodge themselves into the colon and other tissues, infecting the ape with the afore mentioned parasites. The Tabasco causes excruciating pain to his sensitive areas. Donkey Kong stays on the rod as long as he can, until he involuntarily, propels himself sky ward, causing massive damage to his bowels. As Donkey Kong slams into the floor, the impact causes him to loose control of his body functions, as black, bloody paste erupts from his rectum. This paste contains infected mucus and pus. A grusome, aganizining aroma presents itself as a gelatones, sulfery vapor fills the room. As Donkey Kong rests in in his exertions, the parasites enter his blood stream, causing sepsis. Eventually, Donkey Kong loses contiousness and remains in the growing pool of black frothy paste until he wakes up, on the spring equenox, fully cleaned and ready for summer.


Min Min appears mostly human except for her spiraled irises and her ramen-like hair and [[ARMS (extendable)|ARMS]]. She has green eyes, blonde hair with straight-cut bangs and a fringe, along with an orange mask. Slices of ''narutomaki'' (a Japanese processed fish product sometimes found in ramen) are attached to the upper part of her noodle arms. When fully charged, her left noodle arm transforms into a dragon. She wears an orange beanie shaped like an upside-down ramen bowl, an orange athletic shirt, orange athletic shorts, black calf-length leggings, and green sneakers. Other outfits she wears includes a chef-like version of her outfit consisting of an orange shirt with a  small bowtie on the collar, matching shorts and orange leggings as well as an apron with her logo on it and black flat shoes, a white sweater revealing blue bra or undershirt straps and blue jeans along with two of her badges pinned to her hat, as well as a dark orange kimono with white fur on the top, a yellow bow in the back, and a pair of black zōri (Japanese sandals) with orange straps. She's also shown to wear her hair in a ponytail with a green hairband and into a loose bun held by a green chopstick with a narutomaki on it.
Min Min appears mostly human except for her spiraled irises and her ramen-like hair and [[ARMS (extendable)|ARMS]]. She has green eyes, blonde hair with straight-cut bangs and a fringe, along with an orange mask. Slices of ''narutomaki'' (a Japanese processed fish product sometimes found in ramen) are attached to the upper part of her noodle arms. When fully charged, her left noodle arm transforms into a dragon. She wears an orange beanie shaped like an upside-down ramen bowl, an orange athletic shirt, orange athletic shorts, black calf-length leggings, and green sneakers. Other outfits she wears includes a chef-like version of her outfit consisting of an orange shirt with a  small bowtie on the collar, matching shorts and orange leggings as well as an apron with her logo on it and black flat shoes, a white sweater revealing blue bra or undershirt straps and blue jeans along with two of her badges pinned to her hat, as well as a dark orange kimono with white fur on the top, a yellow bow in the back, and a pair of black zōri (Japanese sandals) with orange straps. She's also shown to wear her hair in a ponytail with a green hairband and into a loose bun held by a green chopstick with a narutomaki on it.
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