Biff/Quotes

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This document contains all quotes from Biff pertaining to fighters and stages in Grand Prix.

Italicized lines appear for all fighters

Player Fighter Intros

Biff will give one of two possible intros for the player’s fighter depending on whether the player is facing Grand Prix levels 1-3 or 4-7.

Spring Man

Level 3 or lower

 

"Ladies and gents, you better load those springs… ‘cause you’re tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix!
I’m Biff, and I’ll be your commentator today. As always, I’m here to talk about all things ARMS!
Fresh from Spring Gym, we have Spring Man bouncing into the fray!
Why do they call him ‘the bouncer’? If you're asking, you're not paying attention!
He's long dreamed of hanging that championship belt on his mantle, but will he crack under pressure?
Let’s see! The ARMS Grand Prix is about to start!"

—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

"Live from Spring Stadium—the vigor, the bounce, the excitement of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us!
And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff?
Excitement’s building as everyone waits to see the famous Spring Man spring into action!
He’s the epitome of smooth. In fact, I’ve never seen one strand of his pompadour fall out of place!
Uh, more to the point… “the bouncer is determined to take down the legendary champion, Max Brass!
Will he do it? Can he do it? Stay tuned! The ARMS Grand Prix begins any minute now!"

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Level 3 or lower

 

"Ladies and gents, get ready to dance… 'cause you're tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix!
I'm Biff, and I'll be your commentator this evening. As always, I'm here to talk all things ARMS!
Wow! The crowd's going wild, and why wouldn't it be? Ribbon Girl has just taken the stage!
Not only is she everyone's favorite pop singer, but when it comes to ARMS…she's a total ringer!
Her double life has given her double the edge! I must admit, even I'm starstruck!
Sit back, relax, and don your ribbons, folks! The ARMS Grand Prix is about to start!"

—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

"Live from Ribbon Ring—the flair, the savvy, the sweet melody of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us!
And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff?
If you thought her voice was powerful, you haven't seen anything yet! Heeeeere's Ribbon Girl!
As elegant and versatile as her namesake, this gal's making quite a name for herself.
Rumor has it if she wins the tournament, she'll perform a concert on this very stage!
Will she live up to her fans' expectations? I certainly hope so. OK, let the ARMS Grand Prix begin!"

—Biff


Ninjara

Level 3 or lower

 

"Ladies and gents, be sure to soften your footsteps… 'cause you're tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix!
I'm Biff, and I'll be your commentator this evening. As always, I'm here to talk all things ARMS!
Now you see him. Now you don't. Now you only THINK you see him… Seriously, is that Ninjara?
This "student of stealth" is studying at Ninja College, or as it's officially named, Rasen Ninjutsu University.
So let's see if he's got what it takes to pass this test! …Wait! Where'd he go now?!
Get ready! The ARMS Grand Prix is about to start!"

—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

"Live from Ninja College—the wisdom, the intelligence, the luminosity of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us!
And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff?
If you're just tuning in, all eyes are glued on the elusive trickster known as Ninjara!
His mastery of ancient ninja techniques allows him to disappear in midair, but where does he go?
According to his headmaster, this Grand Prix doubles as Ninjara's senior project. Let's hope he's ready!
Will Ninjara pass with flying colors? We're about to find out, 'cause the ARMS Grand Prix is starting now!"

—Biff


Master Mummy

Level 3 or lower

 

"Ladies and gents, Grab your flashlights... 'cause you're tuned in to the ARMS Grand Prix!
I'm Biff, and I'll be your commentator this evening. As always, I'm here to talk all things ARMS!
Here he is—the undead idol we love to fear... It's the "grim creeper," aka Master Mummy!
Master Mummy's story has always been wrapped in mystery...and 500 thread count cotton.
He's been searching for answers since he rose from the dead, but will victory bring the closure he seeks?
We may soon find out… Let the ARMS Grand Prix begin!"

—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

"Live from the Mausoleum—the tension, the suspense, the spookiness of the ARMS Grand Prix is upon us!
And who else would be here to share in this action-packed event but your buddy Biff?
Hear that? That’s the thunderous arrival of our favorite life-impaired heavyweight, Master Mummy!
He woke up all alone one night, undead and covered in bandages…
You may be wondering why a manic, howling monster would want to win this kind of tournament.
Well, so am I! Good thing the ARMS Grand Prix’s starting up!"

—Biff


Min Min

Level 3 or lower

 

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—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

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—Biff


Mechanica

Level 3 or lower

 

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—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

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—Biff


Twintelle

Level 3 or lower

 

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—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

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—Biff


Byte & Barq

Level 3 or lower

 

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—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

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—Biff


Kid Cobra

Level 3 or lower

 

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—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

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—Biff


Helix

Level 3 or lower

 

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—Biff


Level 4 or higher

 

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—Biff


Grand Prix Matches

Spring Man

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Ninjara

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Master Mummy

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Min Min

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Mechanica

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—one scrap away!"

—Biff


Twintelle

 

"Match 1—Lights, camera, action!"
"Match 2—the sequel!"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Byte & Barq

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Kid Cobra

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Helix

 

"Match 1—"
"Match 2—"
"Match 3—"
"Match 4—"
"Match 5—halfway there!"
"Match 6—"
"Match 7—"
"Match 8—"
"Match 9—"

—Biff


Match Intros

Biff can give each fighter two possible intros for each opponent. The first corresponds solely to the opponents themselves, while the second usually corresponds to their stages, or some element of battle. It seems to be random which intro is used, as long as the match is on their stage.

Spring Man

Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

"It’s Spring Man versus ‘the airess,’ Ribbon Girl!
Don’t get distracted by her fancy aerial moves or you’ll be toast!
Springs versus ribbons… sounds crazy out of context, but here we go!"

—Biff


Intro 2: Ribbon Ring

 

"It’s Spring Man versus ‘the airess,’ Ribbon Girl!
Just look at how many Ribbon Girl superfans are packed in here!
Matches don’t get more ‘away’ than this.
Can Spring Man handle being the underdog?!"

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

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—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

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—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

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—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Ninjara

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

"It's Twintelle versus "the ramen bomber," Min Min!
Can the queen of the silver screen defeat the girl from the ramen shop?!
Only time will Twintelle!"

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Helix

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Helix

Spring Man

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Mechanica

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Twintelle

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Byte & Barq

Intro 1

 

""

—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Kid Cobra

Intro 1

 

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—Biff


Intro 2:

 

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—Biff


Minigames

V Ball

Hoops

Skillshot

Boss Intros

Spring Man

Max Brass

 

"The ARMS Grand Prix grand finale is here at last!
Listen to that crowd—the fans are fired up!
It’s Spring Man versus ‘the commish,’ Max Brass!
He’s the head of the ARMS League and the organizer of this very tournament.
Spring Man’s been dreaming of his shot at the champ for so long, and here it is!
Bounce Brass and grab glory, Spring Man!"

—Biff


Hedlok

 

"What a turn of events!
Victory was all but assured—but now there’s a party crasher to deal with!
‘Indescribable’ is the only way I can describe what just happened—we’re in for something special!
Let’s go, Spring Man! Bounce this bad boy and the championship belt is yours!"

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Helix

Max Brass

 

""

—Biff


Hedlok

 

""

—Biff


Fighter Endings

Spring Man

 

"The winner of the ARMS Grand Prix…
and your new grand champion…
‘The bouncer,’ Spring Man!
He sprang to the top and bounced the champ! Congratulations!
As another ARMS Grand Prix draws to a close, I’d like to thank all the competitors and the fans at home.
See you next time, folks!"

—Biff


Ribbon Girl

 

""

—Biff


Ninjara

 

""

—Biff


Master Mummy

 

""

—Biff


Min Min

 

""

—Biff


Mechanica

 

""

—Biff


Twintelle

 

""

—Biff


Byte & Barq

 

""

—Biff


Kid Cobra

 

""

—Biff


Helix

 

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—Biff


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