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*Level 9: "Ladies and gents, I'm on the edge of my seat. Let's hope my vertigo doesn't kick in!"<br> | *Level 9: "Ladies and gents, I'm on the edge of my seat. Let's hope my vertigo doesn't kick in!"<br> | ||
*Level 10: "That performance had me seeing stars! I gotta stop holding my breath when things get tense..."<br> | *Level 10: "That performance had me seeing stars! I gotta stop holding my breath when things get tense..."<br> | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: "You’re so close, I can taste it! Mmm...springy!" <br> | *Pre-Hedlok: "You’re so close, I can taste it! Mmm... springy!" <br> | ||
*Hedlok: "You flew too close to the sun, my friend. Too close..."<br> | *Hedlok: "You flew too close to the sun, my friend. Too close..."<br> | ||
*Win: "An epic win! Can you believe it? What am I gonna scream about now?!" | *Win: "An epic win! Can you believe it? What am I gonna scream about now?!" | ||
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===Ninja College=== | ===Ninja College=== | ||
*Level 2: "Total fail-time to hit the books! (Like, actually start punching them.)"<br> | *Level 2: "Total fail-time to hit the books! (Like, actually start punching them.)"<br> | ||
*Level 3: "I'd give that performance a U for | *Level 3: "I'd give that performance a U for 'underwhelming.'"<br> | ||
*Level 4: "Just 30 points? Perhaps you've chosen the wrong profession..."<br> | *Level 4: "Just 30 points? Perhaps you've chosen the wrong profession..."<br> | ||
*Level 5: "I may only have three degrees in mathematics, but even I know that's not enough points."<br> | *Level 5: "I may only have three degrees in mathematics, but even I know that's not enough points."<br> | ||
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*Pre-Hedlok: "Don’t give up yet! Even geniuses get stumped sometimes." <br> | *Pre-Hedlok: "Don’t give up yet! Even geniuses get stumped sometimes." <br> | ||
*Hedlok: "My, my! No one said that guy would be on the final exam!"<br> | *Hedlok: "My, my! No one said that guy would be on the final exam!"<br> | ||
*Win: "If I were to write a dissertation on that fight, I'd call it | *Win: "If I were to write a dissertation on that fight, I'd call it 'The Practical Physics of an Epic Butt-Kicking.'" | ||
===Mausoleum=== | ===Mausoleum=== | ||
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===Ramen Bowl=== | ===Ramen Bowl=== | ||
*Level 2: | *Level 2: "I thought you were hungry. There's no such thing as a free lunch, kid!" <br> | ||
*Level 3: | *Level 3: "Stop noodlin' around out there! Bored customers aren't hungry customers!" <br> | ||
*Level 4: | *Level 4: Way to give it your all out there. Have some tap water on the house!" <br> | ||
*Level 5: | *Level 5: "Reaching this milestone calls for a celebration. I'm buying!" <br> | ||
*Level 6: | *Level 6: "Bellies start grumbling after a fight like that. You're gonna be great for business!" <br> | ||
*Level 7: | *Level 7: "Now we're cooking! Those noodle arms are starting to look beefy." <br> | ||
*Level 8: | *Level 8: "Grab a spoon, everybody! Soup's on!" <br> | ||
*Level 9: "Now's not the time to give up. Now's the time for the oven mitts to come off!" <br> | *Level 9: "The crowd is chomping at their bites! Keep this up, and you'll eat free for a month- Er, a week." <br> | ||
*Level 10: "Now's not the time to give up. Now's the time for the oven mitts to come off!" <br> | |||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "Ouch! You hit those guys like a bad case of indigestion." <br> | ||
*Hedlok: | *Hedlok: "Sweet! Now you're turning up the heat!" <br> | ||
*Win: "I'm bowled over! Hey- you looking for a corporate sponsor?" | *Win: "I'm bowled over! Hey- you looking for a corporate sponsor?" | ||
===Scrapyard=== | ===Scrapyard=== | ||
*Level 2: | *Level 2: "Given that display, it makes sense that you'd end up here." | ||
*Level 3: | *Level 3: "These engines don't work 'cause they're rusted over. What's yer excuse?" | ||
*Level 4: | *Level 4: "You remind me of a hammer without a head. So, basically, a useless stick." | ||
*Level 5: | *Level 5: "Huh. Looks like yer startin' to salvage yer performance." | ||
*Level 6: | *Level 6: "Congratulations! You've just been upgraded from junk to recyclable material." | ||
*Level 7: | *Level 7: "Not bad, not bad. If we swapped out a few of yer parts, you'd be doin' even better!" | ||
*Level 8: | *Level 8: "That was crazy! If this ARMS thing doesn't work out, wanna be our night security guard? I'm sick of those dogs." | ||
*Level 9: | *Level 9: "Who needs a wrecking crew when we got you doin' so much damage?!" | ||
*Level 10: | *Level 10: "Dang, yer crushin' it! Mind takin' care of a few of these cars while yer at it?" | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "Ahh... The only thing better than the sound of destruction is the sight of it!" | ||
*Hedlok: | *Hedlok: "If you ever end up beating that guy, I got dibs on whatever's leftover, 'K?" <br> | ||
*Win: "You totally totaled those guys! Guess I'll be takin' it from here." | *Win: "You totally totaled those guys! Guess I'll be takin' it from here." | ||
===Cinema Deux=== | ===Cinema Deux=== | ||
*Level 2: | *Level 2: "Can you explain to me how you managed to get cast?" | ||
*Level 3: | *Level 3: "Maybe we should just cut this scene entirely..." | ||
*Level 4: | *Level 4: "Yeah, we're gonna need another take." | ||
*Level 5: | *Level 5: "OK, let's do that again. But this time try to hit your mark... and your opponent!" | ||
*Level 6: | *Level 6: "Now we're rolling! Just remember to stay in character." | ||
*Level 7: | *Level 7: "Hey, watch the car! That bad boy cost me three weekend blockbusters!" | ||
*Level 8: | *Level 8: "I said 'Action!' and this time you delivered!" | ||
*Level 9: | *Level 9: "Whoa! Have you ever considered being a stunt double? That was seamless!" | ||
*Level 10: | *Level 10: "Keep fighting like that and you'll have a role in my next picture!" | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "That was brutal! But I think the viewers are going to appreciate the realism of your performance." | ||
*Hedlok: | *Hedlok: "Interesting... I wasn't expecting a twist ending." | ||
*Win: "That's a wrap! Another hit in the can!" | *Win: "That's a wrap! Another hit in the can!" | ||
===Buster Beach=== | ===Buster Beach=== | ||
*Level 2: | *Level 2: "Ooh, that was tough to watch. But it's all good, man. It's all good." | ||
*Level 3: | *Level 3: "When things aren't going so great, just look out at the ocean. You'll be like, 'Dude! I'm so small!'" | ||
*Level 4: | *Level 4: "I like your style, dude. Minimal effort, minimal results." | ||
*Level 5: | *Level 5: "There's something about your vibe that's starting to change. Interesting..." | ||
*Level 6: | *Level 6: "Be cool, pal. Some people are here just to relax and soak up some rays." | ||
*Level 7: | *Level 7: "Yo! That was gnarly. It reminds me of this taco I once had. So good!" | ||
*Level 8: | *Level 8: "Whoa. Did you see that wave? It was huge! What? Did I miss something?" | ||
*Level 9: | *Level 9: "Brah! And I thought a sunburn hurt." | ||
*Level 10: | *Level 10: "That was some kraken-level awesomeness, man." | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "Oh, man. And I thought 20-footers were intense!" | ||
*Hedlok: | *Hedlok: "No shoes. No shirt. But that guy's got a big problem..." | ||
*Win: "After that, you totally deserve a vacation." | *Win: "After that, you totally deserve a vacation." | ||
===Snake Park=== | ===Snake Park=== | ||
*Level 2: | *Level 2: "Bro. That was some amateur ARMS'ing back there." | ||
*Level 3: | *Level 3: "Is a hundred dudes really that hard? I thought you were a pro." | ||
*Level 4: | *Level 4: "I'd much rather be watching this on my TV. At least then I could turn it off!" | ||
*Level 5: | *Level 5: "Not bad... but I bet those ARMS would look way better on me." | ||
*Level 6: | *Level 6: "Way anticlimactic, man. That's right. I got a dictionary." | ||
*Level 7: | *Level 7: "Whoa. Has anyone ever told you your ARMS look WAY longer in person?!" | ||
*Level 8: | *Level 8: "DUUUUUDE! Awesome!" | ||
*Level 9: | *Level 9: "Yo, those ARMS are LEGIT!" | ||
*Level 10: | *Level 10: "Aw, man! And you were THIS close to legendary status." | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "C'mon, you can do this! I believe in you or...whatever." | ||
*Hedlok: | *Hedlok: "Dude. I cannot unsee what I have just seen." | ||
*Win: "You took them down like they were nothing! I bow down to you, dude. Teach me your ways!" | *Win: "You took them down like they were nothing! I bow down to you, dude. Teach me your ways!" | ||
===DNA Lab=== | ===DNA Lab=== | ||
*Level 2: | *Level 2: "WAS THIS YOUR FIRST FIGHT? OURS TOO!" | ||
*Level 3: | *Level 3: "VICTORY! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE MANY THAT ARE ONE." | ||
*Level 4: | *Level 4: "WE DIDN'T BREAK A SWEAT. HUH. DO WE SWEAT?" | ||
*Level 5: | *Level 5: "THE CELL HAS BEEN THREATENED. WHY WOULD YOU THREATEN US?" | ||
*Level 6: | *Level 6: "YOU DESTROYED HALF OF US... NOW WE'RE ANGRY!" | ||
*Level 7: | *Level 7: "WE ARE SORRY FOR YOU. YOU MUST BE SO LONELY..." | ||
*Level 8: | *Level 8: "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. HEHE! GET IT? IT'S SARCASM." | ||
*Level 9: | *Level 9: "OUCH! YOU'RE MAKING IT VERY HARD FOR US TO LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW." | ||
*Level 10: "THAT WAS TOO CLOSE! WE'D BE SWEATING RIGHT NOW IF IT WAS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE." | *Level 10: "GIVE UP NOW! YOU'LL NEVER WIN! SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU COUNTED US?" | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: "THAT WAS TOO CLOSE! WE'D BE SWEATING RIGHT NOW IF IT WAS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE." | |||
*Hedlok: | *Hedlok: "YOU MADE US USE OUR SECRET WEAPON. GUESS IT'S NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE..." | ||
*Win: "WE LOST?! BUT WE ARE THE CELL! THE CALL CANNOT LOSE!" | *Win: "WE LOST?! BUT WE ARE THE CELL! THE CALL CANNOT LOSE!" | ||
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*Level 9: "I get to watch ARMS all day and call it "research"!"<br> | *Level 9: "I get to watch ARMS all day and call it "research"!"<br> | ||
*Level 10: "The tape of this fight will be required viewing at the labs!"<br> | *Level 10: "The tape of this fight will be required viewing at the labs!"<br> | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "Perhaps we'll feature this fighter in the next Party Crash..." <br> | ||
*Hedlok: "Hedlok is intact?! Phew-those things are EXPENSIVE!"<br> | *Hedlok: "Hedlok is intact?! Phew-those things are EXPENSIVE!"<br> | ||
*Win: "We're gonna need a new Hedlok...and some grant money." | *Win: "We're gonna need a new Hedlok... and some grant money." | ||
===[NAME REDACTED]=== | ===[NAME REDACTED]=== | ||
*Level 2: "Ooo, not your best performance. You should pick up a set of ARMS Labs branded dumbbells!"<br> | *Level 2: "Ooo, not your best performance. You should pick up a set of ARMS Labs branded dumbbells!"<br> | ||
*Level 3: "You know...an ARMS Labs special edition girdle would really do wonders for you."<br> | *Level 3: "You know... an ARMS Labs special edition girdle would really do wonders for you."<br> | ||
*Level 4: "Now that was a beating! Had you been wearing an ARMS Labs punch-proof vest, you'd be a lot less sore tomorrow."<br> | *Level 4: "Now that was a beating! Had you been wearing an ARMS Labs punch-proof vest, you'd be a lot less sore tomorrow."<br> | ||
*Level 5: "You call that endurance?! You've clearly never used an ARMS Labs treadmill!"<br> | *Level 5: "You call that endurance?! You've clearly never used an ARMS Labs treadmill!"<br> | ||
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*Level 9: "Not bad... The new ARMS Labs 'zine would love to do a profile piece on you."<br> | *Level 9: "Not bad... The new ARMS Labs 'zine would love to do a profile piece on you."<br> | ||
*Level 10: "Need an energy drink?! Agree to be our spokesperson, and you'll have free ARMS Labs beverages for life!"<br> | *Level 10: "Need an energy drink?! Agree to be our spokesperson, and you'll have free ARMS Labs beverages for life!"<br> | ||
*Pre-Hedlok: | *Pre-Hedlok: "You're so close! Try using this foot powder made from ground-up ancient relics. It's our latest prototype!" <br> | ||
*Hedlok: "Wanna try using Hedlok? He's an ARMS Labs product too!"<br> | *Hedlok: "Wanna try using Hedlok? He's an ARMS Labs product too!"<br> | ||
*Win: "That was amazing! How do you feel about corporate sponsorship?" | *Win: "That was amazing! How do you feel about corporate sponsorship?" | ||
