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→1-on-100 Messages: Pilfered a lot of messages from a lore Google Doc that got posted on the ARMS subreddit. Will leave link here for anyone interested: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17L-iT_meWCIS_srSPXfU1OFb9__ZeJhog9W66GIfi80/edit#
(→1-on-100 Messages: Pilfered a lot of messages from a lore Google Doc that got posted on the ARMS subreddit. Will leave link here for anyone interested: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17L-iT_meWCIS_srSPXfU1OFb9__ZeJhog9W66GIfi80/edit#) |
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==== Spring Man ==== | ==== Spring Man ==== | ||
0-19: | 0-19: And the crowd goes WILD! Is it just me, or do those "boings" sound a lot like "boos"? | ||
20-29: | 20-29: Ah, this reminds me of that ol' sports adage—long arms'll only get you so far! | ||
30-39: | 30-39: What you need is a spring in your step! Or possibly just more practice. | ||
40-49: | 40-49: Start practicin' that autograph, 'cause we got a star on the rise! | ||
50-59: | 50-59: Halfway there! Next time, I'd try twice as hard! | ||
60-69: | 60-69: That's what I'd call an A-MAZ-ING performance...if it was only slightly better! | ||
70-79: | 70-79: What a nail-biter! Someone call the salon—'cause this whole stadium needs a manicure! | ||
80-89: | 80-89: Ladies and gents, I'm on the edge of my seat. Let's just hope my vertigo doesn’t kick in! | ||
90-98: | 90-98: That performance had me seeing stars! I gotta stop holding my breath when things get tense... | ||
Hedlok (99): | Hedlok (99): You flew too close to the sun, my friend. Too close... | ||
Cleared (100): | Cleared (100): An epic win! Can you believe it? What am I gonna scream about now?! | ||
==== Ribbon Girl ==== | ==== Ribbon Girl ==== | ||
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==== Ninjara ==== | ==== Ninjara ==== | ||
0-19: | 0-19: Total fail—time to hit the books! (Like, actually start punching them.) | ||
20-29: | 20-29: I'd give that performance a U for "underwhelming." | ||
30-39: | 30-39: Just 30 points? Perhaps you’ve chosen the wrong profession... | ||
40-49: | 40-49: I may only have three degrees in mathematics, but even I know that's not enough points. | ||
50-59: | 50-59: Someone’s clearly been studying... | ||
60-69: | 60-69: Hmm... The statistical probability of an eventual win has increased exponentially. | ||
70-79: | 70-79: I have a theory that you might just be good at this! | ||
80-89: | 80-89: Soon you’ll be at the top of the class! Better start writing that valedictory speech. | ||
90-98: | 90-98: Well done! Keep this up and one day I might make you my TA. | ||
Hedlok (99): | Hedlok (99): My, my! No one said that guy would be on the final exam! | ||
Cleared (100): | Cleared (100): If I were to write a dissertation on that fight, I’d call it “The Practical Physics of an Epic Butt-Kicking.” | ||
==== Master Mummy ==== | ==== Master Mummy ==== | ||
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Hedlok (99): Sweet! Now you're turning up the heat! | Hedlok (99): Sweet! Now you're turning up the heat! | ||
Cleared (100): | Cleared (100): I'm bowled over! Hey—you looking for a corporate sponsor? | ||
==== Mechanica ==== | ==== Mechanica ==== | ||
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Hedlok (99): | Hedlok (99): Interesting...I wasn't expecting a twist ending. | ||
Cleared (100): | Cleared (100): | ||
==== Byte & Barq ==== | ==== Byte & Barq ==== | ||
0-19: | 0-19: Ooh, that was tough to watch. But it's all good, man. It's all good. | ||
20-29: | 20-29: When things aren't going so great, just look out at the ocean. You'll be like, "Dude! I’m so small!" | ||
30-39: | 30-39: I like your style, dude. Minimal effort, minimal results. | ||
40-49: | 40-49: There's something about your vibe that’s starting to change. Interesting... | ||
50-59: | 50-59: Be cool, pal. Some people are here just to relax and soak up some rays. | ||
60-69: | 60-69: Yo! That was gnarly. It reminds me of this taco I once had. So good! | ||
70-79: | 70-79: Whoa. Did you see that wave? It was huge! What? Did I miss something? | ||
80-89: | 80-89: Brah! And I thought a sunburn hurt. | ||
90-98: | 90-98: That was some kraken-level awesomeness, man. | ||
Hedlok (99): | Hedlok (99): No shoes. No shirt. But that guy’s got a big problem... | ||
Cleared (100): After | Cleared (100): After that, you totally deserve a vacation. | ||
==== Kid Cobra ==== | ==== Kid Cobra ==== | ||
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Hedlok (99): Dude. I cannot unsee what I have just seen. | Hedlok (99): Dude. I cannot unsee what I have just seen. | ||
Cleared (100): | Cleared (100): You took them down like they were nothing! I bow down to you, dude. Teach me your ways! | ||
==== Helix ==== | ==== Helix ==== | ||
0-19: | 0-19: WAS THIS YOUR FIRST FIGHT? OURS TOO! | ||
20-29: | 20-29: VICTORY! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE MANY THAT ARE ONE. | ||
30-39: | 30-39: | ||
40-49: | 40-49: THE CELL HAS BEEN THREATENED. WHY WOULD YOU THREATEN US? | ||
50-59: | 50-59: YOU DESTROYED HALF OF US...NOW WE’RE ANGRY! | ||
60-69: | 60-69: WE ARE SORRY FOR YOU. YOU MUST BE SO LONELY... | ||
70-79: | 70-79: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. HEHE! GET IT? IT’S SARCASM. | ||
80-89: | 80-89: OUCH! YOU’RE MAKING IT VERY HARD FOR US TO LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW. | ||
90-98: | 90-98: GIVE UP NOW! YOU’LL NEVER WIN! SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU COUNTED US? | ||
Hedlok (99): YOU MADE US USE OUR SECRET WEAPON. GUESS IT'S NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE... | Hedlok (99): YOU MADE US USE OUR SECRET WEAPON. GUESS IT'S NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE... | ||
